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Mexican Jokes 2

Q: What's a Mexican favorite book store?
A: Borders.

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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane and make a bet that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are over Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" The Aussie replies, "Because it's so hot."

Finally the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?"

The Mexican says, "Because my watch is gone!"