Women on Men
A Woman's Perspective on Men:
Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.
Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.
Q: How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
A: In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A: They stay stuck in adolescence.
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
AA: ll he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A: At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.
Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.
Q: How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
A: In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A: They stay stuck in adolescence.
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
AA: ll he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A: At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.