Not Going Deaf After All
A man was speeding down the highway when a police officer pulled him over. The man apologized for exceeding the limit, hoping to get out of a ticket.
"Sir, I stopped you because you left your wife at the last fuel station," the officer stated.
"Thank God!" The man exclaimed. "I hadn't heard a word from her in the last 15 minutes. I thought I was going deaf!"
"Sir, I stopped you because you left your wife at the last fuel station," the officer stated.
"Thank God!" The man exclaimed. "I hadn't heard a word from her in the last 15 minutes. I thought I was going deaf!"