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Dead Drunk Spouse and the Right Words

A man goes out with the boys, comes home drunk, breaks some crockery, vomits, and falls down on the floor...

Hearing the commotion, his wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

The next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him.... He prays that they should not have a
fight... After staggering to his feet, he finds a note near the table:

"Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table. I had to leave early to buy groceries. I'll come running back to you, my love."

"What happened last night?" The still-woozy man asked his teenaged son.

"It was very classy," the boy snorted.

"What do you mean?" The man asked, fearing the worst.

"You were dead drunk and when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt, you started yelling, 'Hey Lady ! Leave me alone... I AM Married!!!'"