Wrong Way Ralph
A senior citizen named Ralph was driving down the freeway and grousing at the traffic. Just then his phone rang. Seeing the call came from his wife, he answered.
"Ralph, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280," his wife said anxiously. "Please be careful!"
"It's worse than that," said Ralph. "It's not just one car going the wrong way. There are hundreds of them!"
"Ralph, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280," his wife said anxiously. "Please be careful!"
"It's worse than that," said Ralph. "It's not just one car going the wrong way. There are hundreds of them!"