Bill Clinton at the Ballgame
Former President Bill Clinton and his wife Hillary go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden, a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. As soon as the man leaves, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field!
A moment later the agent is back at his side and says, "Mr. President, sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch."
A moment later the agent is back at his side and says, "Mr. President, sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch."