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Serving in the Lord's Army

After the Christmas morning service, John walked quickly out of church, but the preacher was faster and grabbed Jack by the arm and pulled him aside.

"Son, today of all days, it should be obvious that you need to join the Army of the Lord!" The pastor exclaimed.

Thinking fast, John replied, "I'm already part of the the Lord's Army, Pastor."

"Then why do I only see you on Christmas and Easter?"

John leaned in and whispered, "I'm in the secret service."

(Too many of us are. Merry Christmas!)