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Amazing Blind Cashier

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy her husband a fishing rod. Not liking fishing herself, she just grabs one and goes over to the register where there's a cashier with dark glasses on.

She asks, "Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel, sir?"

"I can tell you everything about it, ma'am. I'm blind, but drop it on the counter and I'll tell you what you need to know about it, just from the sound that it makes."

Surprised, the woman immediately dropped it all on the counter.

He said "That's a 6'6" graphite rod with Zebco 404 reel and 10-pound test line. Good for beginners and it's on sale for $20."

"That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it!" The woman exclaimed. "I'll take it."

As the blind man moved confidently behind the counter, the woman could help farting. Embarrassed, she quickly realized there was no way for him to know she was the only person bearby.

The cashier quickly rang up the sale and said, "That will be $26.75."

"But didn't you say it was $20?" She protested.

"Yes ma'am, the pole and reel is $20, the Mallard call is $3, and the stink bait is $3.75!"