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Dwight Gooden Jokes

(Youngsters may not know that Gooden was the most talented pitcher of his era but destroyed his career by abusing drugs.)

Q: What cost Dwight Gooden $5,000 but only contained one calorie?

A: Diet Coke

Q: Why did Dwight Gooden give up so many walks?

A: He liked free-basing.

Q: Why did the Mets trade Dwight Gooden to the Chicago Bears?

A: Because they wanted to put a coke machine next to the Refrigerator.

(Another old sports reference: William Perry was 'The Refrigerator', a 1980s Bears lineman who ran the ball once in a while as a stunt.)