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Blonde With Headphones

A blonde started a new job and wore a paid of headphones into the office. Concerned she would be distracted, the manager asked her to take them while she worked.

Looking worried, the blonde did as she was asked and her boss went away happy after telling her to have a nice day.

At 5 o'clock, the boss returned to find the blonde sprawled out on the ground, quite dead.

Naturally the man was quite distraught and did not know exactly what to do. On a whim, the manager picked up her iPod, turned it on, and put on her headphones. He heard, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."