Soccer Jokes
Q: Why do soccer players do so well in math?
A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why should you not play soccer on the African plains?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence
A: They know how to use their heads.
Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why should you not play soccer on the African plains?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn’t move?
A: A fence