Killing Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking about with a fly swatter in his hand.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
"How can you tell which was which?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
"How can you tell which was which?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."