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| Satan's Release and Defeat
Revelation 20:7-10
| Bible |
| Cursing Slavery
The blood is moral: the blood is anti-slavery: it runs cold in the veins: the stomach rises with disgust, and curses slavery.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
| Philosophy |
| The Hardest Years
Two ladies were talking excitedly because one of them had just become engaged. She was a bit nervous and asked her friend for some advice.
"The first ten years are the hardest," the married woman said at once.
"That's good to know," the bride-to-be said. ...
| Humor |
| Valentine's Day Offer
Bob and Amy were on a date on Valentine's Day. Hoping to impress her, he looked deeply into her eyes and said, "I'll do anything you want, my beauty, but on one condition."
Amy, entranced, asked, "What's your condition?"
"That you tell me your desire ...
| Humor |
| Valentine's Day Gift
Jon: "Did you get your wife anything for Valentine's Day?"
Tom: "I sure did! I bought her a new belt and bag set?"
"That was nice of you," Jon said. "Did she like them?"
"Actually no," Tom said. "But the vacuum cleaner will work much better now."
...
| Humor |
| Valentine's Day Tom Swiftie
“Mary doesn't love me. She tore my Valentine in two!” said Tom half-heartedly.
| Humor |
| Satan's Binding
Revelation 20:1-3
| Bible |
| An Early View of Communism
Communism is a hateful thing, and a menace to peace and organized government.
-- Grover Cleveland, 22nd (and 24th) President of the United States
| Philosophy |
| Valentine's Day Dream
After waking up, a woman told her husband, "I dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think that means?"
"You’ll find out tonight," he said.
That evening the husband came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. ...
| Humor |
| Satan Rebels
Revelation 12-7
| Bible |
| Man's Rights vs. the Law
Life, faculties, production - in other words, individuality, liberty, property - this is man. And in spite of the cunning of artful political leaders, these three gifts from God precede all human legislation, and are superior to it. Life, liberty, and property ...
| Philosophy |
| Polacks Fishing
Two Polacks rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. Amazed at the number of fish that they caught, one says to
the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!"
The second guy asks, "But how will we remember where this spot is?"
The first guy takes ...
| Humor |
| The Temptation of Eve
Genesis 3:1-5
| Bible |
| The Real Minority
The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
-- Ayn Rand
| Philosophy |
| Longhorn at the Beach
Q: What should you do if you see a t.u. Longhorn fan buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Go and get more sand!
| Humor |
| Origin of Woman
Genesis 2:18,20-24
| Bible |
| All the Good Men
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want. ...
| Humor |
| Origin of Man
Genesis 2:15-17
| Bible |
| Fish Jokes
Q: Why do fish like worms?
A: Because they're hooked on 'em.
Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because he saw the boat's bottom.
| Humor |
| Counsel to the Young
Proverbs 1:10-19
| Bible |
| No-armed Cat Fight
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets in a fight with a hungry alley cat?
A: Claude
| Humor |
| Introduction to the Proverbs
Proverbs 1:3-9
| Bible |
| Snowman Noses
Two snowmen were standing side-by-side and one of them says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?"
| Humor |
| John's Beginning
1 John 1:1-5
| Bible |
| Blonde and the Dog
A blonde and her husband had been in bed listening to the neighbor's dog bark for hours.
The blonde jumps up and says "I've had enough of this!"
When she finally comes back, her husband says, "The dog is still barking. What where you doing?"
The blonde ...
| Humor |