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Three people get arrested and are taken...
Three people get arrested and are taken into holding for questioning. The officer talks to the first girl, asking, "What's your name?" She says, "Yo." The officer asks, "What are you in for?" She responds with, "Blowing bubbles." The officer takes her picture ...
What did the spider...
Q: What did the spider do on the computer? A: Made a website!
A guy walks into a pub and...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally ...
What's a race car's favorite...
Q: What's a race car's favorite thing to eat for lunch? A: Fast food!
What was Ludwig...
Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven's favorite fruit? A: Ba-na-na-na!
Why did the welfare recipient starve?
Why did the welfare recipient starve? He'd put his food stamp card under his work boots!
What do you call a...
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
So this dude comes home from work...
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still aren't any good in bed."
So there's a black guy, a white...
So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, ...
A woman was at the pharmacy and...
A woman was at the pharmacy and asked, “Can I get Viagra here?” The old pharmacist replied, “Yes.” She asked, “Can I get it over the counter?” He responded, “If you give me two of them, you can.”
Here is a pick up line. "Hey...
Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."
A man boards a plane with six...
A man boards a plane with six kids. After they get settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle leans over to him and asks, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replies, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
Your teeth are so big when...
Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy,...
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."
Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"...
Tom: "Were you born on the highway?" Jerry: "Uh no, why?" Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."
A trucker who has been out on...
A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind ...
When you die, you should have your...
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
Let's play horse. I'll be the...
Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
What does the receptionist at the...
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”
There is more money being spent on...
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. ...
What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What did the judge say when...
Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom? A: "Odor in the court!"
Why did the...
Q: Why did the tofu cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken.
How do Mexicans take a family portrait?...
How do Mexicans take a family portrait? They all gather together on the back of a pickup truck and run a red light!
I never forget a face, but in...
I never forget a face, but in your case I will make an exception.